Just a couple...
At lunch today:
Ellie: Mom, why you eat TWO cookies?!
Me: Because I'm a big girl.
Ellie: No you not.
Me: Oh really, than what am I? (yes, I opened that door)
Ellie: You a BIG MAMA!
(maybe one too many cookies??)
On the way back from picking up Josh at school, we had an in-depth discussion about traffic lights. Clarification was needed on the fact that one light had only arrows (red, yellow and green).
Josh: So what do you do at a yellow light?
Me: You slow down, because it's almost a red light and you'll need to stop for that.
Josh: I like the way Daddy does it better.
Me: Really? How's that?
Josh: He just keeps on going.
(Hmmmm...in need of a "Rules of the Road" refresher, dear Hubs?)