I usually just post these as they come up (which I still might...) so here's the only ones I've got for today. Maybe I'll add more later....
PS. Thanks to Mary for setting up a fun carnival!
Mom: Josh, what would you like for breakfast?
Josh: (age 5) I would like some eggs. I need protein!
Ellie: I Peeing!!!
(said outside, in her bathing suit as she is peeing on the potty chair, through the suit. Ahhhh, one step at a time!)